Archive for September, 2007

grab your coats, hell froze over today

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

so…

having the Intern wear a tie everyday for the last week has worn me down, and I’m wearing a tie today!
We’ve got a meeting out at one of the district offices today, so it should be interesting to see the reactions…

flashlight

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

so…last night, after Sammy’s bath, he leaned over to me and said:
“Dad, not just knee deep, she was totally deep, when she did the freak with me.”
Clear as day!
What can I say? He loves the P-Funk!
ok…well, maybe not that clear. More like: “dadadad, mamamamama, musmusmusmus, pabpabpabpabpab, nee nee nee neeq, tah tah tah, ty ty […]

see how they run…

Monday, September 17th, 2007

so…it’s been almost two years since I’ve worked in a building where I’ve needed a key to get into the Men’s room, yet I still reach for my keys almost every single time.
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There’s a guy at work that I like to call Dick Butkus, for obvious reasons, and he NEVER wears socks! Ever! Even in […]

the sugar is in the fridge

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

so…Ant Invasion 2007 has commenced in our kitchen, and I’ll go on the record as saying I support a reduction in troops immediately!
Fucking ants!
I thought we were going to luck out this year, because the invasion usually occurs in the spring, but nooooooo, we’ve got to be in some bizarre El NiƱo con mi primo […]

Call it direct. Call it collect. But, call it TODAY!!

Monday, September 10th, 2007

so…I got to bed an hour earlier last night, and I overslept by an hour this morning. For all the extra sleep, I feel like crap!
I’ve been fight a sinus headache for about a week, and I think without the normal fog that I’m in during the early morning hours the headache is taking every […]

kinda yeti-ish

Friday, September 7th, 2007

so…when you were in, oh, maybe, kindergarten, or first grade, were you taught to always walk on the right when on the stairs or in a hallway?
well, nobody that I work with was EVER taught that!
AND they like to walk side-by-side down the hallway that only has room for two people…and look at you […]