minorthird

so…when you were in, oh, maybe, kindergarten, or first grade, were you taught to always walk on the right when on the stairs or in a hallway?

well, nobody that I work with was EVER taught that!

AND they like to walk side-by-side down the hallway that only has room for two people…and look at you like you’re a fucking mutant if you dare try to walk towards them.

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I saw an article somewhere that was talking about the evils of fast food and how it’s causing early puberty in China, and there was a line that was supposed to read:
“the food is favored with children in mind…”
but…something either got lost in translation, or paraphrased, and it actually read as:
“the food is flavored with children.”

first lead in the toys, now they’re eating babies for breakfast!

I don’t even want to know what’s next….

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fantasy football season has begun, and let me tell you, I almost threw my beer bottle at the tv when Joesph Addai got taken out on the first play last night! Come on! Give me a break!

I would have been pissed to lose my marquee running back on the first play of the season.

He’s fine, and he came back to rush for like 112 yards and a TD.

Damn you fantasty football for making me slightly root for Indy. Damn you straight to hell!

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top retarded news buzz word this week: Popcorn Lung

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Yeti! Yeti! Yeti! Yeti!

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