minorthird

so…it’s been almost two years since I’ve worked in a building where I’ve needed a key to get into the Men’s room, yet I still reach for my keys almost every single time.

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There’s a guy at work that I like to call Dick Butkus, for obvious reasons, and he NEVER wears socks! Ever! Even in the winter.

Today he’s all dressed up, nice pants, a jacket, polished shoes…still, no socks!

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Speaking suiting up: The Intern has taken to wearing ties. I think it’s his attempt to raise the bar.

I haven’t worked in an environment that demanded a tie since my drug store days at Genovese, back in the early 90’s, but I’ve come close to putting one on these last couple days just to see if The Intern will take it to the next level.

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The security guard this morning looked like the Unabomber.

It was almost like a scene from a movie, where the bad guys kill the guards, and assume their posts…if the bad guys where filthy, unwashed, homeless-looking guys.

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Run OJ, Run!

Oh, wait, you can’t! HAHAHA!

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