good morning, part 2

so…two posts in one morning…some strange is afoot…

actually, nothing strange, just three more things…

to counter the effects of the 5 people in the office that MUST turn on ALL of the overhead lights in the office WITHOUT warning, I need to invent a “cone of darkness.” It would be like the “cone of silence” on Get Smart, but would cast a 36 square foot shadow over my cube.

I’ve already take 4 advanced orders. Want to back me?

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as much as I wouldn’t want to cripple an economy, aren’t we at the point of automated coffee machines at Dunkin’ Donuts?

Seriously, I give my order at least three times per visit, and at least twice a week they need to remake my coffee after hearing the order the third time (at least they ask).

I could just as easily push the buttons myself…

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I think that there is a fine line, maybe a one song margin between listening to too much Pink Floyd and too little Pink Floyd, and its effects on the work day. If I were at my old job, I would totally take on the full scientific approach, but I can’t swing that here, so I’ll just stick with Gilmore-heavy tunes, with an uplifting Syd tune thrown in for good measure now and again, and hope for the best.

One Response to “good morning, part 2”

  1. Rich Says:

    Umm, I’ve been places where you hit the buttons and then a person makes it. Still wrong, so unless the machine makes it we’re screwed.

    An old job got rid of the overhead lights in favor of a light over each cube. The lights were motion activated and you were able to adjust how bright they were with a desktop app. That was cool, except I left mine off all the time and my idiot boss assumed that if it wasn’t on I wasn’t in the cube. That got me in trouble because I was never at my desk. Like I said, idiot.

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