minorthird

so…three things…

Red Sox!!!

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we have a neighborhood skunk, and on occasion I’ll see him in the morning. We exchange civil looks and the occasional grunt — mine saying “dude! We’re cool, I’m just moving sllllooooowwwwly to my car” and his saying “hey, you allllmmmooost scared me, but I’m too tired to spray you, so I’ll let it slide this time.”

The big problem is that they entire block smells like skunk every morning, so I don’t ever know he’s going to be across the street OR under my Jeep!

It makes taking the trash out into a thrill-seeking extreme sport!

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This morning, Jason Smith, on ESPNRadio, talking about Tom Brady’s “Perfect Storm” season: “We’re not going to see another season like this for years to come. It’s like Halley’s comet: you never know when something like this will happen again.”

ummm…douchbag, we’re only talking Astrophysics here: They know when Halley’s comet will return!

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