Archive for January, 2008

I bent my wookie

Friday, January 25th, 2008

so…there is a guy standing next to me on the Green line platform wearing a fur coat — it’s not every day that you see that (it shouldn’t be any day that you see that!)
when women wear fur it either makes them look either regal or stuck up; this guy just looks like fucking Chewbacca!

why I’m carrying a two-string bass around the office

Friday, January 11th, 2008

so…this morning, while enduring my marathon of a commute to the train station (okay, it’s only a mile, but at 5:15am everything feels magnified!), I was flipping through the radio stations. I got about 5 stations in on my presets when I was struck by a Mack truck of sound, and I spun headlong into […]

the first one to melt it wins!

Friday, January 11th, 2008

Ice from plane destroys shed
so…why is it that when a large chunk of airplane toilet ice hits something on the ground there is always someone willing to hold it up for the camera?
Dude…it’s a huge block of ice! From a toilet! On an airplane!
Did you miss the toilet part?
Great! Your garage was just levelled […]