minorthird

so…I want to be so wrong on this, but, the Red Sox are going to screw this whole deal with Mike Lowell, all on the grounds of a fucking year — but, they’ll contemplate giving a 10-year, $300+ million offer to Arod?
2008 might be the year of the idiot all over again…
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in response to the […]

so…the Red Sox won the World Series — yay!
so…the City of Boston is having a “rolling rally” for the Red Sox today — boo!
large crowds stress me out. I don’t get stressed out at the game — those people belong there — but the thousands of extra people standing outside my office building, and taking […]

so…three things…
Red Sox!!!
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we have a neighborhood skunk, and on occasion I’ll see him in the morning. We exchange civil looks and the occasional grunt — mine saying “dude! We’re cool, I’m just moving sllllooooowwwwly to my car” and his saying “hey, you allllmmmooost scared me, but I’m too tired to spray you, so I’ll let […]

so…Ant Invasion 2007 has commenced in our kitchen, and I’ll go on the record as saying I support a reduction in troops immediately!
Fucking ants!
I thought we were going to luck out this year, because the invasion usually occurs in the spring, but nooooooo, we’ve got to be in some bizarre El Niño con mi primo […]

so…when you were in, oh, maybe, kindergarten, or first grade, were you taught to always walk on the right when on the stairs or in a hallway?
well, nobody that I work with was EVER taught that!
AND they like to walk side-by-side down the hallway that only has room for two people…and look at you […]

so…we, as members of Red Sox Nation, have my coworker to blame for Schilling’s blown no-no yesterday.
The Kid txt’d me yesterday, while I was on the train:
Kid: Schill throws nohitter!
Me: No shit!?
Kid: Busted in this last at bat
Me: What!? the game wasn’t over? You fuckin jinxed him!
Kid: Hey I’m a hockey fan…
Fucking hockey fans!
I wonder […]

so…Tom Brady might have knocked up two ladies within a month of each other.
Fantastic.
Big deal. Really, it doesn’t affect his throwing arm.
It will affect his post-football political career, just a little…
Q: How do you know that Tom Brady is a Republican?
A: If he were a Democrat, he’d have a pull-out plan in place!

so…Pats vs. Colt: that sucked ass!
Reche Caldwell better learn how to catch the fucking ball in the off-season!
And, would somebody get Tom Brady a girlfriend before the next season starts!? It seems like his QB rating is directly linked to the amount of sex he’s getting…
…and speaking of changes, Indy deserved to lose because of […]

so…I’ve heard of armchair Quarterbacks (I’d like to be inducted into the Hall of Fame for this someday), but now you can be a Aeron chair Quarterback: David Seah invents Arm-Mounted Index Card Scabbard — The Gauntlet of Productivity
Taking it from the field:

to the office:

(seen at lifehacker)

so…Saturday is The Game. I saw this commercial Wednesday morning while watching SportsCenter with Sammy, and trying to explain the logic behind the Red Sox spending $51.1M to just talk with Matsuzaka (he babbled something about “maybe they were lonely”).

Go Buckeyes!