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MVP 2005 Baseball: in the bizarro world

Monday, April 25th, 2005

so…I’m hoping that spring training is almost over. I played Reilly this weekend, and got handed my first loss, and I played Druzba twice tonight and dealt him a proper beatdown each time.
Actually, the first game was aDQ on the DR, due to unsportsmanlike conduct (read: disconnected while losing); it was 5-1, Red Sox over […]

MVP 2005 Baseball: Please avert your eyes from this roadside massacre…

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005

so…I played a couple of spring training games against everyone’s favorite ho last night. I left my notes at home, but I’ll make sure to add the play-by-play later. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty; not pretty to the tune of a 12-2 rout in the first game, and a near perfect game on what […]

MVP 2005 Baseball: Is there a doctor in the house?

Wednesday, March 16th, 2005

so…Dr. Uzba has thrown his hat into the spring training ring…only to have it treated like a welcome mat…welcoming an ass kicking!
Standings

TEAM
W
L
%
GB

minorthird
5
0
1.000
0

twodolla
1
4
0.200
4.0

druzba
0
2
0.000
3.5

There was at least one game played between Wendy and Druzba: an 8-0 roll in the hay that left the Dr. looking for a shot of penicillin.
Dr. Uzba’s Asstastic Astros 1 @ The Minorthird […]

MVP 2005 Baseball: Blogfruit League Update -or- the schooling of a young twodolla ho

Wednesday, March 9th, 2005

so…when we last left our young twodolla ho she had be used and abused…and last night was no different!
Actually, the games last night were pretty close and even…with maybe one exception: I won, again, twice.
Assisted fielding must go, as shown in game 4.
Standings

TEAM
W
L
%
GB

minorthird
4
0
1.000
0

twodolla
0
4
0.000
4.0

Game 3:
The Minorthird Red Sox 5 @ The Twodolla Twin(k)s 3
Wade Miller […]

MVP 2005 Baseball: Blogfruit League Spring Training has begun!

Tuesday, March 8th, 2005

so…last night the twodolla ho and I kicked off this year’s MVP 2005 Spring Training: the Blogfruit League.
EA Sports Online has a new feature that emails the results of a game to you, but I thought it might email the entire box score — which it doesn’t — so I didn’t take great notes, but […]

captain caveman, or captain of the boardroom?

Monday, March 7th, 2005

I found this over at Amy’s:

You scored as Johnny Damon. You are Johnny Damon!! You are very down-to-earth and like to joke around a lot. This is apparent through your appearance. You are known for looking unkempt, perhaps even caveman-like, but everyone loves you for it. Oh yea… Johnny is my homeboy!

Johnny Damon

60%

Theo Epstein

60%

David […]

His whole life is a fantasy camp!

Thursday, February 17th, 2005

Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That’s a fantasy camp! — George Costanza
so…this morning I got an email from […]

number nine…number nine

Tuesday, February 8th, 2005

It may only be Feb. 8, but spring is upon us: “Pitchers and catchers report to Ft. Myers in 9 days.”

going…going…gone!

Thursday, January 20th, 2005

Reilly, Wendy, Amy, Druzba: March 1!!!

The name is Hamm. Nomah Hamm.

Friday, December 10th, 2004

so…Nomah signed an $8M, one-year deal with the Cubs — I’m sure he’s glad that he turned down the 4-year/$60M deal the Sox offered him last year…
As heard on the Weiner Whiner Line:
Hi Mia, it’s Nomah. I was wondering if you could reconsider retiring for a couple of years? Thanks beautiful!