Archive for the 'extending my life expectancy' Category

Call it direct. Call it collect. But, call it TODAY!!

Monday, September 10th, 2007

so…I got to bed an hour earlier last night, and I overslept by an hour this morning. For all the extra sleep, I feel like crap!
I’ve been fight a sinus headache for about a week, and I think without the normal fog that I’m in during the early morning hours the headache is taking every […]

it’s not as bright out at 6AM as it seems at 5

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

so…
I installed the downstairs AC last night, with the drafted help from my neighbor Mark.
There was some cursing, swearing, and cussing, and some duct tape, but it’s in, and it works.
Now here’s hoping for a smoother installation of the one in our bedroom.
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this really goes without saying, but I am ever the one to overstate […]

the one where you say “how cold is it?”

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

so…it’s so cold outside.
[insert your line here. Yes, you really need to say it. Out loud.]
It is so cold that the steam from my breath froze into a thin film of ice on the inside of my glasses and I had to stumble through a foggy, psychedelic haze for three blocks down Tremont.
Maybe walking from […]

I’m thinking of picking up some sherpa work on the side

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

so…the building that I used to work at did not allow you to use the stairs. The doors to the stairwells were locked from the inside — once you got into the stairwell you had to go to the lobby or stand there and knock, hoping that someone would hear you.
I used to blame my […]

in the moments when my thoughts were adrift

Thursday, November 9th, 2006

so…I’ve been having these odd, semi-conscious dreams over the last couple of months. It started out with this recurring dream where I was holding Sammy, feeding him, while sitting up in bed. At some point I put him down and he got lost in the comforter. At this point I would actually sit up in […]

like I was beaten with a wiffle ball bat

Monday, September 19th, 2005

so…I cleaned up the basement on Saturday and dusted off the weight bench and actually worked out!
It’s been about 6 months and, damn!, I’m in a lot of pain! I’m in that can’t-put-my-shirt-on, can’t-lift-my-coffee-to-my-mouth pain.
so…does anyone want action on when I’m going to get sick?

tastes like burning

Tuesday, August 30th, 2005

don’t you hate when a non-coated tablet of some drug or another gets stuck to the roof of your mouth, then the back of your tongue, and then every 8 centimeters down your throat?

no-see-ems

Tuesday, August 23rd, 2005

so…I shaved my head the other night, as I’m known to do from time to time (if you ask Erika she’d say not often enough). It’s a fairly straight forward process that I’ve been doing for about 13 years, but as with all routines, there is the possibility of a missed hair here of there…
well, […]

bespectacled

Wednesday, August 10th, 2005

so…I got new glasses today. Nothing special, nothing fancy. They’ve got magnet clip-on sunglasses, which was the only reason why I got them.
My other pair of glasses work just fine — the new ones have a few adjustments in the center of focus, which is nice. The problem is that I over-wear my contacts, and […]

sorry, can’t do it…I’ve got a thing, at a place, to go to…

Monday, August 8th, 2005

so…I woke up this morning with some pain in my left shoulder. I just wrote it off as sleeping on it weird, but as the day as worn on it’s becoming more and more difficult to lift my arm. I think it’s my rotator cuff…
…I’d like to chalk it up to all the 12-ounce curls […]