Archive for the 'massholes' Category

give me a “who-haw, two-times-Tuesday!”

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

so…I want to be so wrong on this, but, the Red Sox are going to screw this whole deal with Mike Lowell, all on the grounds of a fucking year — but, they’ll contemplate giving a 10-year, $300+ million offer to Arod?
2008 might be the year of the idiot all over again…
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in response to the […]

the one where the Red Sox win and I become a grumpy old man

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

so…the Red Sox won the World Series — yay!
so…the City of Boston is having a “rolling rally” for the Red Sox today — boo!
large crowds stress me out. I don’t get stressed out at the game — those people belong there — but the thousands of extra people standing outside my office building, and taking […]

dang! Which one is Pink?

Friday, August 31st, 2007

so…yesterday turned out to be the longest work day I’ve had in 6-7 years: 6am - 9 pm.
True, there was a quarterly business meeting last night that might have involved some drinks, but seriously, how relaxing is a drink if you’re talking about work?
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Yesterday, being Thursday, the local Classic Rock station was pulling off a […]

may 32 square-feet of termites plague your home

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

so…we had a yard sale last Saturday. As far as yard sales go, it was pretty successful — we got rid of at least half of our stuff, made $160, and only ended up buying two things from the yard sale across the street!
With the end of the yard sale came the bargain-basement pricing, and […]

we were just another band out of Boston…

Friday, March 9th, 2007

Boston lead singer Brad Delp dies at 55
Foreplay/Longtime

OSHA regulations state that a satin ribbon must be able to hold the weight of the average man, or 200 pounds

Friday, March 9th, 2007

so…I had the displeasure of seeing a very tiny thong sticking out of some very large jeans this morning on the train.
I figure that this woman was planning for this look, because I had to ask myself the following question, and there’s no way she could come up with different answer:
If your jeans are low-rise […]

977,616,000 seconds, and counting…

Monday, March 5th, 2007

so…it’s my birthday today.
Thanks Mom!
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I really hate when people can’t do their job correctly.
Last Wednesday I stopped at the parking garage to renew my pass. Normally they give you until the third of the month to renew, but I hadn’t renewed my pass in February so there would be no such perk for me.
I […]

the one with no free publicity

Thursday, February 1st, 2007

so…let’s say that there was a huge public scare yesterday in Boston that turned out to be a big marketing ploy gone wrong and misunderstood.
I’m not naming names or linking to the stories because then the marketers win.
As appropriate as the response was, the second that the news found out about the “marketing” angle on […]

the one where the morning train feels like a red-eye

Monday, December 4th, 2006

so…it’s pretty dark this morning. I know, I know, thank you Mr. Obvious! “you mean it’s dark at 5:45 am? I never would have guessed!”
It’s actually dark on the train.
Less than a minute after pulling out of the station the generator that runs the lights for the whole train stopped work. Now there is only […]

the one where I get up early to listen to some Chaka Khan and Rufus

Monday, November 27th, 2006

so…it’s amazing how a little exposure to my “fellow man” in the morning can ruin an otherwise enjoyable song as “I feel for you.”
I was late for the train. Again.
I got up almost 10 minutes early today! I had everything laid out, pre-pack, showered, ironed, and/or ready to go! The only thing I needed to […]