Archive for the 'occupational hazards' Category

why I’m carrying a two-string bass around the office

Friday, January 11th, 2008

so…this morning, while enduring my marathon of a commute to the train station (okay, it’s only a mile, but at 5:15am everything feels magnified!), I was flipping through the radio stations. I got about 5 stations in on my presets when I was struck by a Mack truck of sound, and I spun headlong into […]

the one where the Red Sox win and I become a grumpy old man

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

so…the Red Sox won the World Series — yay!
so…the City of Boston is having a “rolling rally” for the Red Sox today — boo!
large crowds stress me out. I don’t get stressed out at the game — those people belong there — but the thousands of extra people standing outside my office building, and taking […]

good morning, part 2

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

so…two posts in one morning…some strange is afoot…
actually, nothing strange, just three more things…
to counter the effects of the 5 people in the office that MUST turn on ALL of the overhead lights in the office WITHOUT warning, I need to invent a “cone of darkness.” It would be like the “cone of silence” on […]

grab your coats, hell froze over today

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

so…

having the Intern wear a tie everyday for the last week has worn me down, and I’m wearing a tie today!
We’ve got a meeting out at one of the district offices today, so it should be interesting to see the reactions…

see how they run…

Monday, September 17th, 2007

so…it’s been almost two years since I’ve worked in a building where I’ve needed a key to get into the Men’s room, yet I still reach for my keys almost every single time.
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There’s a guy at work that I like to call Dick Butkus, for obvious reasons, and he NEVER wears socks! Ever! Even in […]

Call it direct. Call it collect. But, call it TODAY!!

Monday, September 10th, 2007

so…I got to bed an hour earlier last night, and I overslept by an hour this morning. For all the extra sleep, I feel like crap!
I’ve been fight a sinus headache for about a week, and I think without the normal fog that I’m in during the early morning hours the headache is taking every […]

kinda yeti-ish

Friday, September 7th, 2007

so…when you were in, oh, maybe, kindergarten, or first grade, were you taught to always walk on the right when on the stairs or in a hallway?
well, nobody that I work with was EVER taught that!
AND they like to walk side-by-side down the hallway that only has room for two people…and look at you […]

dang! Which one is Pink?

Friday, August 31st, 2007

so…yesterday turned out to be the longest work day I’ve had in 6-7 years: 6am - 9 pm.
True, there was a quarterly business meeting last night that might have involved some drinks, but seriously, how relaxing is a drink if you’re talking about work?
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Yesterday, being Thursday, the local Classic Rock station was pulling off a […]

yawn

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

so…the timestamp on my ticket for the parking garage this morning read 5:56 AM.
That’s a whole 50 minutes earlier than I normally get in…
Today is going to be a long day…

Day. Made.

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

so…I just got this email from Erika:

Subject: Sammy says hi
g vb kum
KT
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
m bvggb hvg f

That just made my day.
…and it’s probably one of the most intelligent and comprensible emails I’ll get all day.