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so…if it turns out that I’m overly aggressive today at work I’m totally blaming it on the fact that I watched the first big fight scene between Neo and 156,873 Agent Smiths in Matrix Reloaded this morning during breakfast.
You can’t put a movie like that on, even at 4:00 in the morning, and not expect […]

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I left my building ID at home today. I hate when I do that! Now I’ve got to walk around with this “visitor pass” sticker all day, and knock on the office door to get in should I have to leave if nature calls…
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If I leave the house 5 minutes later than usual, I get […]

so…I really don’t give a shit about Imus; I don’t care if they’ve suspended him, fired him, or gave him the fucking keys to the city. Seriously…a radio talk show host saying something offensive to someone IS NOT NEWS!!
I think what pisses me off the most is that because he called a women’s basketball team […]

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I work in an office where there is a water cooler at almost every corner (overheard: “the pay might not be great, but we’re well hydrated”). Keeping that in mind: I see a guy fill up a Brita pitcher every morning, from the tap in the kitchen…
…right next to the water cooler…
Don’t think about it […]

so…Tom Brady might have knocked up two ladies within a month of each other.
Fantastic.
Big deal. Really, it doesn’t affect his throwing arm.
It will affect his post-football political career, just a little…
Q: How do you know that Tom Brady is a Republican?
A: If he were a Democrat, he’d have a pull-out plan in place!

so…I had the displeasure of seeing a very tiny thong sticking out of some very large jeans this morning on the train.
I figure that this woman was planning for this look, because I had to ask myself the following question, and there’s no way she could come up with different answer:
If your jeans are low-rise […]

so…it’s my birthday today.
Thanks Mom!
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I really hate when people can’t do their job correctly.
Last Wednesday I stopped at the parking garage to renew my pass. Normally they give you until the third of the month to renew, but I hadn’t renewed my pass in February so there would be no such perk for me.
I […]

so…according to a piece of spam I received in the wee hours of the morning, 4GB might be Vista’s RAM sweet spot.
Awesome! If I’m ever seducing Vista’s RAM (or it’s sheep, or cow, for that matter) I will have a gameplan!
Who says spam is all bad?
Actually, I think that goes against one of the lesser […]

so…like I’ve always said: “You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl”

so…let’s say that there was a huge public scare yesterday in Boston that turned out to be a big marketing ploy gone wrong and misunderstood.
I’m not naming names or linking to the stories because then the marketers win.
As appropriate as the response was, the second that the news found out about the “marketing” angle on […]