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Thursday, January 6th, 2005

so…here’s a convo from earlier today in my office:
[context: I just finished Angels & Demons and a coworker and I were talking about Bush Sr. being Illuminati]
me: yeah, poppa Bush is Illuminati.
coworker: yikes, that must mean that Jr. is too.
me: I don’t know. Maybe. But that whole “I’m a born-again” thing might be in […]

“the con in 2004 is that you can get killed”

Monday, November 29th, 2004

Military recruiters target schools strategically
I saw this in the page this morning, and I found it very interesting. The military has a strategy to enlist high school students, and approaches the entire thing from a hard sell marketing approach. Now, I’m not retard, and I’m not ignorant, and it’s not a surprise to me that […]

going out of business sale

Monday, November 22nd, 2004

Some countries spend a bunch of taxpayer dollars for elaborate security measures, and then some countries just grab a few remnant and area rugs and make a mockery of the those countries’ leaders.

coming to a theater near you: Three Amigos 2: a fistful of guano

as long as she’s not an intern

Wednesday, November 17th, 2004

so…Mac wrote about being disturbed by the ability of Condi and the Shrub to communicate via body language…well there’s some communicating via the body going on:

“politics: the other, other white meat” or “politics: it’s what’s for breakfast”

Friday, October 29th, 2004

This morning, Derrick Z. Jackson had an interesting editiorial in the Boston Globe: “Food fight”
The candidates may purport to know you through what you eat, but do you know what politics you are eating?

The food companies…are putting their money where their mouths are. In a tight election, do you want to risk indigestion voting one […]

It’s a trip, it’s got a funky beat, and I can bug out to it

Thursday, September 30th, 2004

I don’t normally like the comic Mallard Fillmore, but sometimes it hits the nail on the head — and brings out the *gasp* conservative in me…

GOP care packages

Wednesday, August 25th, 2004

so…this is a real conversation in my office this morning:
G: so, I got my Republican kit thing the other day and noticed that there was very little Bush/Cheney 2004 stuff in there, but a lot of W’04 stuff.
Me: yeah, because Cheney isn’t going to be the VP
J: ummm…what’s in a Republican kit?
Me: you know, a […]

coming to an election near you…

Tuesday, August 24th, 2004

Reservoir Dogs 2: The Bloodbath Will Continue…

come to think of it, Mitt is pretty sexy!

Tuesday, May 18th, 2004

Civilization in ruins
Governor, would you marry me?
Oh, don’t get me wrong. I’m not gay. At least I don’t think so. I mean, I have 42 years of avowed heterosexuality behind me, and enough women who would gladly testify to my physical incompetence and emotional detachment to prove it.
But now, with the advent of gay marriage […]

bitch, bitch, bitch…censorship is a bitch…

Friday, April 23rd, 2004

The Boston Globe, among other papers, wouldn’t show today’s Doonesbury comic strip due to the language — Garry Trudeau refused to censor the word “bitch.”

I dig that there are some smart comic strips out there, but when did it become the role of the funny papers to not be funny anymore? I’m the first person […]